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August 26, 2006
I've got some good news! I just saved a bunch of money on....haha, the most overused joke ever! Actually, the good news is that there is finally another update on my site!
Between the spontaneativity :) of the past few weekends (Tennessee and Chicago) and the lack of really not finding much out on the web, have equaled to no updates.
So here's a few, hopefully more will follow soon.
Every year I get more and more pumped for the football season to start. High school, college and the NFL. I think it has now surpassed my love of basketball. WHO DEY!!!
"Brokeback by the Bell" I never knew Zach and A.C. were so close!
Look at my striped shirt! (R-rated for language.) July 18, 2006
I have a PSP but I don't think Nintendo would ever think of putting out an ad like this one.
I laugh my ass off everytime I watch this. What a beautiful horse!
The "This guy is still playing?" baseball team. June 30, 2006
Hear that sound?
That's right, you can't because Time Warner and Direct TV have a stranglehold on your television and what you get to watch. Well, by the end of this year that will change with the Matrixstream.
Unlimited channels...High Definition...Broadband feed...yeeyeah!
June 11, 2006 62K6 is all upon!!!
I figured I would post my last update for a couple weeks while I had time cause this time next week I will be on a cruise ship sailing to the Bahamas! Maybe these pale, white boys will come back with a tan!
I have found this year's costume for Halloween! Link
(Your gonna have to tilt your head because moron can't use a video camera correctly.)
Poor Andy Rooney. Ali G gets him good. Link June 2, 2006
Tired of those websites that want you to register just to view or download something? Here's your answer: www.bugmenot.com
Just type in the address of the satanic website and wallah! you get a username and password that people have used and shared. May 31, 2006
I just got done watching "Gameshow Marathon" on tv and I must say congratulations to Brande Roderick for being a total airhead!
When you have to ask how you get to the trip in your showcase showdown...you might be a moron.
Hey, at least you look good!
How many of these products have you been pissed off at? I really hope you aren't viewing my website with Windows Millenium Edition and AOL software right now...
Here's a list of the 50 worst beers in the world. I think you'll notice quite a few American beers on here. I'm sure you've drank number 48 once or twice in your life. I'm thirsty for a Busch!
Not to be outdone, here's the 50 best beers in the world.
I'll give $50 to anyone who has had any one of them.
I guess Avery Johnson doesn't slap his players on the butt for a job well done...ouch! May 25, 2006
What do I notice first in a girl? Her teeth.
I'm sure you're thinking, yeah sure, but I give to you exhibit "A" - Kirsten Dunst.
Case closed! May 23, 2006
"Don't call it a comeback!"
"Tab Cola", the original diet drink has been popping up more and more these days. Is anyone drinking this stuff besides people over 50??
Well, since it's back, let's jump on the energy drink bandwagon! Hopefully this will run out of gas soon...
Cedar Point buys King's Island! Now, build some coasters with some leg room!! Link
Who needs a gun when you have MacGyver and a telescope! Link May 10, 2006
Add me to your Skype if you've got it. It works through the company firewall too....hint, hint. May 5, 2006
WWCND?
What would Chuck Norris do? He would go to this website and buy a Chuck Norris Facts shirt! May 1, 2006
Plus goes to minus or is it plus goes to plus, red to black or red to red? Who cares? Buy this little gadget and you can jump your car with your car's lighter socket! Only $29.00
Okay, you take a trip to California, decide to get tickets to the "Price Is Right", actually get called up to be a contestant but unfortunately you are a silly pot head who's only goal in life is to bid 420 every time it's your turn. Maybe you can sell the consolation prizes you got for some more weed! Link
April 13, 2006
This video is pretty much like the quarters video I posted months back. This time I want these guys on my beer pong team!
Who wants to be a milli...idiot! He sure did represent Oregon well! Link April 3, 2006
So, how did you do in your tourney pools? Looks like I'm going to end up lucky number 13 (out of 216 might I add) in the one I actually paid money for. The first place prize doesn't help me love that number more either. $648 to the person in first. Guess I'll just have to look forward to not picking any winners next year too.
I think I'll pick UCLA for tonight's game because Joakim Noah looks like a woman. Let's see how that turns out.
I remember watching the game show "Press Your Luck" on tv all the time when I was a kid. "No Whammies, No Whammies!" I loved that show. I even posted on the guy who memorized the show's lights and won a boat load of cash.
Well the host, Peter Tomarken and his wife died in a plane crash a few weeks ago. Link
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "No Whammies" doesn't it? Sorry, I apologize for that one...that was wrong...let's move on, shall we?
Chalk this up to the why didn't I think of that category. This kid sells pieces of his website for advertising and makes a million bucks.
Want your name sent into space? Sign up here to have your name sent to the asteroid belt on Nasa's Dawn spacecraft.
This pretty much went unnoticed in all the mess of Katrina and the cleanup. Props to my man KG for giving the funds to build 1 home every month for 2 years. Yep, that's right. He gave money to build 24 new homes out of his own pocket.
February 8, 2006
Hope everyone had a great New Year's. I certainly did.
Updates have been few (as you've noticed already I'm sure) since I will be moving to a new apartment. And for everyone who can never hear me on my cell phone, I'm finally switched over to Cingular with my baby.
No more crappy reception in my apartment and no more sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher! Sprint sucks!
Well I guess Siskel & Ebert weren't that good of friends...
Bone up on your shortcuts 'cause you're still never going to beat me! Link
Something tells me he should have been using a cordless microphone.... Link
August 26, 2006
